10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
in the poker game of life women are the rake
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.