10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fold and live to fold again
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.