10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
in the poker game of life women are the rake
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.