10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "All-in, bitches!!!"