10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth