10 Random Poker Quotes
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- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.