10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez