10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?