10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack