10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- It's Free To Fold...
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.