10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.