10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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