10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"