10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."