10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph