10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!