10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-