10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)