10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker