10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword