10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.