10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05