10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.