10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.