10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."