10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike