10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.