10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.