10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."