10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- if u play for the thrill u are ill