10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.