10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant