10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway