10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'