10 Random Poker Quotes

"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
Fish don't eat Nutz!
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Fold and live to fold again
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters