10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for loners.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob