10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez