10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim