10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi