10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen