10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for loners.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth