10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword