10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is for loners.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fook the floosh droo!