10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for loners.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.