10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.