10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim