10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--