10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.