10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fook the floosh droo!