10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"